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I'm Yumemaru and...
I'm so happy to see you again!
I'm 100% okay with your appearance, but I'm a little confused.
You're confusing me with Senei.
So, everyone, how have you been doing lately?
- How I've been doing? - Yes, in general.
- I'm happy to be born. - Oh, really?
- I'm happy as always. - I'm the worst.
- What? - As you can see, I'm the worst.
I think this is weird.
I feel like I'm lost in 2022.
And it's funny that I can ignore everything I do and do nothing.
It's all cursed.
- I feel like I've reached a point where I can't prove it with theory. - That's right.
- Something like luck? - I see.
- I've always thought that my luck wasn't good in 2022. - Yes.
- So, I thought I could improve my luck. - Yes.
- So I called a teacher. - Oh!
- I'm going to leave it all up to him. - Yes, thank you.
- It's a song about everyone being happy. - That's great.
- I hope you'll enjoy it. - Teacher, please!
- Oh! - Hello.
- Who's walking with Iida? - Wait a minute.
- Oh, Kii! - Kii.
- I'm not who you asked me to be. - Huh?
- Iida of Kentan. - Iida of Kentan.
- Oh, Iida! - Yes, yes.
- I'm not Iida. - Huh?
- I'm Suzuki of Tosshizu. - Huh?
- Wait a minute. - Huh?
- Oh, I'm sorry. - What is it?
- Suzuki of Tosshizu... What's your name? - Iide Soushou.
- I-I-Ide Sou. - Oh, me?
- Oh, you know me! - Oh!
- This time, we'd like to improve our luck. - Yes.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's important, isn't it?
- Will you be okay? - What do you mean, "will you be okay"?
- Your records? - Yes, your achievements?
- Oh, it's been a week. - A week?
- Huh? - I had research for many years.
- A week ago, I made my debut with a song like this. - Huh?
- No, it's already out of the blue. - Huh?
- This time, if you're okay with the results... - Yes, yes.
- Leave it to me. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - If you say so...
- Yes. - Oh, I see.
- Then, can you show me your test results? - Yes, yes.
- Okay. - Then...
- Let's start with BJ. - BJ, yes.
[BJ Test Results]
- Let's start with BJ's left hand. - Left hand.
- Basically, BJ's left hand is... - I don't know what you're talking about.
- It's purple on the screen, is it okay? - Well, BJ's left hand is said to be the forefront.
- This type of hand is... - Yes.
- Well, BJ's left hand is serious. - Oh, I see.
- First of all, serious. - But pretty passionate.
- Oh, I see. - Like, he's pretty into the band.
- He's into it. - Oh, I see.
- But he's got his own things going on. - I know, right?
- That's a lot of people, Tetsuya.
- In what way do you think it's okay?
- Hahahaha. - It's not okay!
- Tetsuya, that eyelash game was crazy. - It was funny.
- Oh, Tetsuya, what do you want me to look at?
- Well, go to the work room. - Oh, the work room.
- Oh, you want me to look at the work room? - I see.
- But recently... - But you're working.
- Working hasn't really had a good impact on your life.
- No, it hasn't. - Oh, I see.
- Certainly, your outfit has changed a little recently.
- It's become a little ridiculous.
- Wow, seriously, what's with you?
- Hahaha. - What do you mean?
- Tetsuya, you have a lot of wedding scenes.
- Oh, there were a lot of wedding timings. - There were a lot.
- Well, you've had a lot of dating experience, haven't you?
- Well, just a little.
- No, but I think it's happening a lot.
- There's a long line and it doesn't stand out.
- Well, that's right.
- Please do your best not to end your voice right now.
- Hahaha. - That's serious.
- Is it real? - It's real.
- Well, that's right.
- At first glance, you're working.
- Even if you say, "This is good," you can't find it.
- Huh? - There's nothing. - There's nothing.
- You have to write it down.
- Write it down? - Write it down. - If you write it down, does it have any effect?
- If you write it down, you'll get lucky.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Does it have an effect of helping you later? - Yes, it does.
- You can write it down for a week. - A week?
- A week. - You can't write it down for a week.
- There's a line here. - I see.
- You keep writing it down. - I want to write it down when I'm working.
- Yes. - First of all, let's take a step up.
- Yes. - If you do that, you'll work hard.
- Yes. - If you want your dream to come true, there's a line like that.
- Yes. - I'm happy. Let's write it down like this.
- Yes. - Well, luck is also in this world.
- Yes. - Yes. Let me say it like this.
- It's long. - Wow. - I want it like this.
- Wow. - Yes. - And then there's this solar line.
- Yes. - It leads to money.
- Oh. - Yes. - This line.
- Oh.
- It's like luck and money and success.
- Yes. - Try spending a week like this.
- Yes. - Tetsuya-san, how is your week going?
- Please tell me about your feelings. - I understand.
- Oh. - Thank you. - Yes.
- I'll give you 50,000 yen later. - What?!
- Next up, Ryo-san, let's look at your love life. - It's already decided, right?
- Oh, oh, oh! - Did you say something?
- Do you know us well? - No, but I can tell from this comment.
- What?! - Suddenly, you're like...
- I'll look at your palm. - Yes. - You're a little popular.
- I haven't seen your influence line in a while. - I don't have one at the moment.
- But I definitely want an influence line for being popular.
- I definitely want an influence line around my left and right hands. - Hmm...
- I don't have one at the moment. - Yes.
- No, I do! - Hahaha!
- No, I do! - It's hard, isn't it? - Yeah, it's hard for me too.
- I've seen it all before. - I do!
- What about your marriage line? - My marriage line...
- For example, let's say this is my life. - Yeah.
- I have one marriage line here. - Yeah. - Let's say it's about 30. - Yeah.
- Next up is 80. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Let's skip 30 and go for 80! - I think I'll skip this pretty thick line.
- Oh, you won't miss your next chance. - I think I'll go straight ahead.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- But we can do it. - No, you can't.
- You can't do it. - This is a little different from the guy who's been walking around for a week.
- There aren't many good lines, so I'm going to add more popular lines like I said earlier. - Yes.
- I'm going to draw another popular line. - Yes.
- I like popular lines. - That's right. There is one here.
- Let's go with this much. - You're going to get a mustache.
- What else? - I want this.
- Then... - I want this to be a little longer. I want it like this.
- Then what will happen? - This will make you look like you have a lot of personality and charm.
- I'm going to be more interested in opposite sex. - Yes.
- There weren't many popular lines earlier, so I'm going to add more. - Oh!
- Are you going to add more popular lines? - There aren't many, so I'm going to add about five.
- Yes. - It looks like a moustache and it's cute.
- There are a lot of lines. - Yes.
- But there aren't many lines about love. - Yes.
- I'm interested in popular lines, charm, and opposite sex. - Yes.
- Please try it with this. - Yes.
- I think you'll change a lot with this. - Thank you.
- Please look forward to it. - Yes.
- Let's go with YAMANO. - Yes.
- YAMANO, do you have anything to worry about? - I'm worried about my health.
- Do you have a family or health? - I'm worried about my family.
- You're worried about your family. - I'm worried about my family.
- Let's look at these two. - Yes.
- YAMANO, you have a line about making money. - Oh!
- There's a line about making money. - Yes.
- YAMANO, there's a line about making money. - Oh!
- Is that so? - Yes.
- It's like a dog fighting a dog. - That's a good line.
- It's like going to a cursed shop. - I believe in that.
- I believe in that.
- You can say anything. - There's a line about gambling.
- Oh! - Let's draw a line about gambling.
First of all, I want a sun line.
And I want a star here.
If I have this, I can get a lot of money.
- Oh, I see. - Wow.
And I'll draw a mask like this.
- I'll go this far. - Wow.
- And I want this. - Oh.
I'll go up and win.
- I'm the strongest gambler. - Wow.
- I'm a gambler now.
- And I want one that's easy to get injured. - Wow.
- It's hard to tell if it's healthy or not. - Yeah.
- So I want something that's easy to tell. - Yeah.
- Like a colander. - Oh.
- Wow. - I'll draw a cross here.
It's bad if the line is interrupted, but it's not interrupted now.
- Oh, it's interrupted. - Here.
- Can you see it? - It's a little far from here.
- It's not healthy. - It's easy to get injured.
- It's not healthy in the first place. - It's not healthy in the first place.
- It's easy for something to happen. - And I just drew a cross here.
- It's easier to get injured now. - Wow.
- I'm a gambler now, but it's easier to get injured. - It's easier to get injured when you're a gambler.
- I should be careful. - Oh, I see.
- I should be careful of accidents. - Yes, I understand.
Well, I drew it like this and found a place to spread it out.
In a week, I'll make a video. If anything happens, I'll turn it around and draw a mask.
I hope I can leave a record of how it changed.
- Yes. - Let's announce it in a week's time.
- Let's do it in a week's time. - I understand.
If you don't mind, Toshii-san, can you come at that time?
- Oh, I'll check it out. - I see.
Is your schedule like that?
- I'll go. I'll go. - Oh, I'm glad.
- I'm glad. - I didn't have a schedule for next week.
- I'll go. I'll go next week. - Yes, please.
- Yes.
- It's been a week. - It's been a while.
- I changed my hat. - It's more like you now.
- My hat changes like this.
- So, Tetsuya-san, what do you think of it? - Yes.
- There were a lot of things that I thought would happen. - Yes.
- I'd like you to watch the VTR for that. - Yes.
- Here's the VTR.
- Well, now... - Yes.
- Now, in this cold grass deep in the mountains... - Yes.
- There's a role that you have to fall into the water. - A sudden rise in popularity.
- Rock-paper-scissors. Somehow we lose and only me and Ryo remain. - Yes.
- Which one is it? - That's right.
- Something bad is about to happen. - Oh, you're doing something.
- Oh, I see. - I don't know.
- Hiromitsu-san doesn't know either.
- Yes, I don't know. I don't know.
- Is there a good place you think of when you work? - To be honest with you...
- I don't want to fall. - Yes!
- That's your job. - I'll say it. - Yes.
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Teacher! Thank you!
- Teacher Suzuki! - Teacher Suzuki!
- Teacher Suzuki! Thank you! - Wow, this is fun!
- My luck's coming back on the first day! - It's fine! I can get married!
- Let's go get some rest. - Yes!
Today, among people who belong to BOOM!, there's a game competition, an event, and an all-star sports day.
I participated in it.
Since there's an official live broadcast, I wasn't sure if I had to do a live stream on my own channel.
The content of the game is...
For Splatoon, I lost the first game that was broadcasted.
It's a really heated game.
As for Smash Bros., I won two games and lost one.
Both of them were pretty good.
The other loss was when I fought against Kaito.
It was a really good game.
If I didn't do it simply, it's my fault.
But thanks to this broadcast, the content of the game was really good.
I think my luck's coming back on the first day.
I'm in trouble.
I noticed something before I went to bed.
Today, I used an app called Pokekara... It's a karaoke app.
I posted "Higedan no Kurai Baby" on it.
And...
It became number one in the popularity ranking!
My luck's coming back on the first day for sure!
It's number one on the app!
Isn't it amazing?
I was in a hurry because my friend told me to...
I opened the app and took a screenshot...
Unfortunately, I couldn't hold down the first place for a moment...
But I took a screenshot of me in second place.
Yes, it's here.
I'm completely here.
No matter how you look at it...
The presence of people in the karaoke popularity ranking...
It's like that, isn't it?
From now on...
As a singer-type YouTuber...
I want to do my best.
I've got the momentum.
I have a feeling of a new job.
Is it like that?
First of all, rock-paper-scissors is amazing, isn't it?
No, it's already...
It's like that and I really appreciated it.
In my heart...
Obviously, I wanted it more.
I didn't say anything on the vtr...
It was more fun at work.
No, I couldn't do it anymore.
That's right.
I wasn't motivated at all.
Oh, that's right.
And then?
Oh, the game event.
From that aspect...
I'm sure it will be delivered properly and go well.
I think it's the result of that.
Whether it's delivered or not...
It's my behavior.
If it wasn't delivered normally, it would have been a failure.
It would have been a failure.
But it's a win or a loss, it's a good game.
If the work is good, I think it will go well.
If you say it was good because of your behavior, your behavior will be shaken.
It doesn't make sense.
So...
Tensei, your luck is narrowing.
My luck is narrowing.
Can I see what I wrote first?
What did you write?
This is it.
What? It's completely different.
It's like "shou" in kanji.
If you write "shou", it will be a different "sou".
Tensei, your personal luck doesn't change much, but your surrounding luck...
It's gone.
Your personal luck is gone.
What will happen?
It hasn't increased.
What? It hasn't increased?
My luck has increased a lot, but it hasn't decreased.
Unfortunately, it's gotten smaller.
Oh, I see.
It's here and here.
It's not like you messed up your daily life.
It's not Toshizu's fault, it's Tetsuya's fault.
It's all Tetsuya's fault.
It's not my fault.
It's not Toshizu's fault.
I'm doing it properly.
It's not over until it's over.
Ryo-san.
In your case, you wrote "lover".
Yes, I wrote "lover".
What did you think of "lover"?
Let's watch it.
Yes, let's watch it.
"Lover" is increasing today.
It's been three days, so I'm going to record a report video once in a while.
But I didn't have much private time.
I had a live stream.
But yesterday, I came to Tokyo to eat for the first time in a few months.
In Tokyo, I work door-to-door, so most people don't know about me.
But this time, they found out about me.
The receptionist at the hotel was a cute girl.
She took me to my room.
She ordered me to wear a handkerchief and said, "I'm always rooting for you. Please do your best."
And on the Shinkansen, a girl who sells things in the car wrote me a letter and left it for me.
I think that's about it.
But so far, nothing seems to develop in love.
It was a report that I received a letter or something like that.
I wonder if it has any effect.
I'm looking forward to the next few days.
Is there anyone?
The receptionist at the hotel.
She'd cry at work and stuff.
She was so charming that week.
Also, you're conscious of girls with this, right?
Yes.
Thinking about it now,
I think girls are more likely to text you.
Oh!
I heard that.
But the number of people who text you to play with you is...
Six people.
Six people?!
Six people.
That's mass production every day!
What?!
Is she okay?
I want her.
You can't ask her out.
Have you ever had a romantic encounter?
No.
No, I haven't.
I haven't, but...
I guess you could say you have.
It's coming out.
Oh! Wait a minute!
It's like...
It's like a mustache.
Huh?!
She hasn't written her wedding date.
She has a wedding date?
It's so short!
If it's not this short of a wedding date, it's the other way around!
If it's this short of a wedding date, it's the other way around!
It doesn't matter if the wedding date is long or short.
Yeah, yeah.
If it's short of a wedding date, you have to end it.
You have to end it.
Isn't it six people?
Huh?!
It's six people!
It's six people and a mustache!
We're all friends now!
It's only been a week and we have five people now!
It's six people!
It's not mass production!
It's text.
It has nothing to do with it.
Well, after talking about it so far,
in your case,
by writing a text,
you can live a conscious life.
You said it yourself.
If you keep doing it,
you'll be able to write for at least two years.
Oh!
I believe in that word.
So you want me to keep writing for two years?
That's ideal.
All right, Yumemaru-san.
Well, I'm a gambler.
I have money, gold, and hair.
Well, I have a lot of things.
Here you go.
Well, I don't know how many days I've been gambling,
but I don't feel like my luck has improved so far.
I came to a nearby casino today.
I'd like to try and see if I can win.
I lost.
25,000 yen.
It was a waste of time and money.
I'm going home.
This is so annoying!
Yamada-san, you lost by a little.
That's right.
25,000 yen is usually too much of a loss.
But I've never really done it before.
I put it in the water for about two hours.
I hit it with a single shot.
I thought I'd win with a single shot.
But I didn't.
You just got sucked in.
That's right.
That's how it was.
And I got injured.
I cut it with paper.
It was bleeding.
That's a little scary.
This morning...
I got caught by a cat.
You don't usually do that, do you?
I don't?
You don't usually do that?
Really?
Are you pulling this out properly?
Isn't it bleeding?
It's kind of thick, isn't it?
It's thick.
It's about this size.
It's like a hologram.
It's amazing.
I've never done a little cut for three weeks in a row.
I was really surprised.
Yamada-san, you lose a lot of money.
That's true.
It's easy for you to lose money, isn't it?
That's right.
Since you saw it, I'll believe you this time.
I won't say it's the other way around.
That's right.
So we learned how to shave with Toshiizu Suzuki- sensei's book.
If you read this book and think it might work for you,
write it down and believe in it,
or if you doubt it and say "shaving doesn't make sense" and write it down,
it might end up sounding like a dream.
So if you read Toshiizu Suzuki-sensei's book and believe in it,
you might want to give it a try.
Are you going back to the starting point?
The starting point...
Oh, is it an online salon?
We haven't been in the industry for two weeks.
We've already made it.
How many people are there now?
About 8,000 people.
Wow!
That's amazing!
There is a tremendous potential for us to become fortune-tellers in the future,
so please pay attention to Toshiizu Suzuki- sensei's book and check it out.
Thank you for this time.
Thank you.
Whatever it is, feelings are important.
Feelings are important.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
I'm going to look for a way to end this.